 | Get it done Trump
I don't care about the helecopter. Put up tall flag poles. Don't worry about the cost, it's Federal money not mine and DOGE won't raid the White House. |
 | Detailed Trump
I know it is only a small thing, but I wan't women dancing in the White House ballroom. I will design it for you as only I know how to do it properly. I promise to pay for it, but you won't get a cent out of me. |
 | Blind Trump
Oh my god I can't read anymore. Pretend I am OK reading the poster on the wall. The staff can cover it up and brief me on any issues I need to know. Don't tell Biden. |
 | Shocked Trump
What do you mean the Courts have blocked me again. I don't have to obey the Constitution. I did not swear an oaf to defend it, my hand was not on the bible. |
 | Bored Trump
What can I paint Gold next ?
Who else can I insult ?
Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me ?
I could change the lighting so I look like a White American. |
 | Smug Trump
I can control the Supreme Court, so I can do anything I want. The whole world must obey me. Otherwise I will cover them in ICE and send them to a prison camp where they have no legal rights and will disappear for ever. |
 |  Gospel Singer Trump
I print my own bibles, - Worship me,
I rule the world, - Worship me,
I can commit any crime and get away with it, - Worship me,
The Republican Mafia will always protect me, - Worship me,
I can attack anyone or country, - Worship me,
For I think I am god so Worship me. |
 | Sleepy Trump
I need to stop using Social Media all night. |
 | Peaceful Trump
There goes another chance at a Nobel Peace Prize. |
